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0018-big data's pre-sale midlife crisis

2025-02-25 Update From: SLTechnology News&Howtos shulou NAV: SLTechnology News&Howtos > Internet Technology >

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What is described in this article is pure fiction. If there are any similarities, it must be that you do not understand big data. "Big data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it,everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it.

Big data said that if he did not have a weak crown, he would perform the gift of the Duke of Zhou. No one knows what everyone says. If every man does it, he will do it himself. "- Zhihu, a legal geek

F is 38 years old, has a child, is eight years old, his wife is five years younger than him, and recently she is pregnant with a second child, which is also very festive. F is a big data company's pre-sale, including the bonus can get 500000 a year, barely a middle class, according to the small life should be quite smooth. But F always feels melancholy under the crotch recently.

7:00AM

On that day, F got up as soon as the alarm clock at seven o'clock went off. As soon as he sat up from bed, F felt that today was a little different. Yes, he felt that he actually had a reaction. Chenbo was so strange that F was very happy. He immediately wanted to find his wife, but he turned around and found that his wife was not around. At this time, I remembered that I had come from this company, because F was busy until one or two o'clock in the morning every night. I was afraid to disturb my wife and children. I had slept in a separate room with my wife for almost a year. Recently has been crowded in this crowded study, food, clothing, accommodation and transportation. F suddenly felt so lost, so he had to get out of bed lightly, put on his clothes and go to wash.

7:30AM

At 07:30 F went back to his study and sat down and began a hard day's work. F is going to Sanniu Bank for a test today, but he has an appointment with the customer at 09:30, so he doesn't have to go so early. So F skillfully clicked on the Word on the table and began to write the bidding proposal that he didn't finish last night. This tender sale is looking for a gunner's agent, can not help, what project management, risk control, implementation plans have to be written by F himself, every paragraph, F wants to smoke a pack of cigarettes. F sometimes feels very unpleasant. Don't they all say that big data is a very high-end industry that represents the future of all mankind? why is this job the same as when he sold OA in a small company ten years ago?

8:30AM

At this time, my wife and children all got up. The child shouted that my father would take me to school. F smiled bitterly and said that my father had something to do with my mother today. F looked at his wife, who had been carrying him behind his back and did not even turn around or reply to him. F had no way, said goodbye to his wife and children, and went out to take a taxi to Sanniu Bank. F went downstairs to the opposite side of the road and found a familiar fried powder cart, saying that the boss came to a bowl of hot and dry noodles to make it spicy. This boss is a fellow villager in Hunan. F usually eats here as long as he is at home, WeChat Pay, 6 yuan. This kind of cart stall did not even sit. F, holding a disposable paper bowl, stood by the side of the road and ate up quickly. F took out his cell phone and was ready to call a taxi. After a 30-second circle, there was no one to answer the order, so F went to the bus stop and got on a bus. On the way, F opened Wechat and saw a lot of unread messages. It was all because of the technical problems of some customers who were busy writing bids and did not reply last night. F suddenly felt very bored, pressed back, and closed his eyes to take a nap.

9:30AM

F arrived at Sanniu Bank, registered at the door, went up to find the customer interface person, the interface person is a post-90s generation. F asked, just as he expected, the basic environment was not prepared at all. Although F thought that Nima e-mailed you Wechat two weeks ago to confirm repeatedly, you all said no problem, you should hurry over. But still accompany the smiling face to say that you hurry up to prepare, if there is anything you need me to help you prepare, not a word about what I asked you to prepare before. The interviewer said sheepishly that you should sit down for a while and I'll get ready. F was not polite to him. After sitting down, he took out his computer and was ready to continue to write the tender.

10:30AM

The interface man came over and said, "worker F, can you come and help us?" F arrived at the computer room with the interface man and found that the ground was in a mess, and the six servers did almost nothing but plug in the network cable. F was no surprise, checked the environment and began to install SUSE's operating system on each server. After a while at the beginning, the sales call came and said that the tender had not been sent yet. It had to be printed today, and it had to be submitted tomorrow. F said wait a minute. I'm writing, and I'll send it. They don't bother to explain that they are working in the computer room now, because it is useless to talk about it.

11:30AM

F continued to be busy in the computer room, because the computer room was so noisy that two customers' phone calls were not heard. F took out his mobile phone and played casually during the installation process and other progress bars, and found that he was ready to go back to the past. The phone rang and the salesman said that at 12:30, a customer of a research institute in Huaihua, Hunan wanted to hold a conference call to discuss the network topology. at that time, the customer would pull a conference call with nails, and F answered mechanically. After hanging up the phone, I forgot that I had a call to return, so I went back to work.

12:30AM

At 12:00 F had a quick meal in the customer canteen, then found a place in the lobby on the first floor, skillfully turned on the computer, and dialed into the nail conference call through his mobile phone. The customer called up four people. F heard that the older generation engaged in IT. For some traditional people, big data didn't know what it was at all and pretended to play under some pressure, so F felt that it was a special effort to explain the network topology. It took half an hour to do it and dragged on for an hour. In the middle, there are four calls coming in, one of which is a fixed-line F, which should be a real estate agent.

13:30

F began to deploy their company's products on a narrow table arranged by the interface. F first muted the phone so as not to disturb the phone again. I thought it would take as much as 4 hours to get off work with the client and go home early to have dinner with my wife and children.

15:30

In the middle of the installation and deployment, when F was in full swing, the interface person came over and said: F worker, two days ago, our group played with your product, ah, encountered some problems, help us take a look. F didn't even think about it. He smiled and said yes. Because this is too normal, F works a lot of time every day to help people solve problems, so F sometimes hates WeChat group, nothing to be Aite, anytime, anywhere, shit, eat, sleep, accompany the kids. F is numb when I'm so busy.

16:30

F solved the problem and returned to his seat, thinking that he had to finish it as soon as possible, otherwise it would not be good to go home and have dinner with his wife. Who knows the butt is not hot, the interface person came over again, said: several little brothers want you to give them training and training big data, casually talk about, afraid that in the next few days you are too busy with the test, you will have no time. F wanted to scold his mother, but he still said yes.

18:30

The interviewer went home from work with several colleagues he had just met in the training conference room, and before leaving, he did not forget to say to F: F worker, thank you for your hard work, go home early. F wants to go to your mother, the system can not be installed today, how to test in the next few days, the time will be more tight.

20:30

F finally finished all, took a taxi home, on the way to his wife a phone call, as expected, did not leave a meal.

21:30

F casually ate a 10-yuan Spicy Hot Pot in front of the house, dragging himself home. My wife is taking a bath. The child sat at the desk doing his homework, but he was supposed to be playing with something else. He didn't write at all. F didn't think of anything else, so he quickly put down his schoolbag and sat down next to his son to hand in his homework. Thinking about not being at home in the first two weeks and not spending time with the children, I also feel guilty.

22:30

Before he had time to take a shower, F locked himself in his study and began to prepare for the tender he had to submit today. The salesman urged him twice when he handed in his child's homework. The wife did not say a word to herself from the beginning to the end. Recently, F spent very little time at home, so much so that he didn't even have time to go out with his wife, talk with his wife, and go to the hospital for regular check-ups.

23:30

F's phone suddenly rang. F was about to finish writing, so he wanted to hang up first. As a result, the phone kept ringing three times in a row. F suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, but he still picked up the phone.

F worker, this is XX from Horse Telecom. The system you installed for us last time suddenly hung up. Could you come over here for a minute? We are now at XX Building, XX Road, XX District.

Oh, hello, don't worry. Have you tried rebooting the system? I really can't. Restart the computer, too.

-- I've tried it. It's all rebooted. It doesn't work. You'd better come here for a minute.

Have you tried xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx yet?

-- I've tried. No. You'd better come here for a minute.

Have you tried xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx yet?

-- I've tried. No. You'd better come here for a minute.

F was a little depressed and was thinking about how to reply when the door of the room opened and my wife pushed it in indicating that I was going to the hospital in the morning and you took your son to school. F smiled hurriedly and said yes. And then the wife closed the door and left.

Then suddenly there was a voice on the other end of the phone, "Thank you, then. We'll wait for you." Then the phone hung up.

F suddenly a little confused, waiting for your mother to force, the system likes to hang up, none of my business, I am not your fucking servant.

F lit a cigarette and suddenly found that the inexplicable melancholy feeling when he got up in the morning became substantial. It was a kind of helplessness from the bottom of his heart. F was sure that he had attended this class, both in terms of work content and work intensity.

F took another hard puff of cigarette and suddenly remembered a lot of things.

He remembered that there was always something to be done.

He remembered some of the things low forced to do every day, repetitive, mechanical, boring, low-end.

He remembered the graying hair of the last two years, not to mention the rising hairline.

He remembered working from seven o'clock in the morning to 12:00 in the evening, with no weekends.

He remembered that he often couldn't go home for a month. The only time I went home on weekends and was dragged to do something else.

He remembered that his low back pain was getting worse and worse. The physical examination two days ago showed that there was a shadow in his left kidney, and he didn't even have time for a reexamination.

He remembered that he had not spent much time with his son in the last year.

He remembered his wife's many dissatisfaction with him.

He remembered that he was old and was often surrounded by a group of post-90s clients.

He remembered that he had become more and more irritable recently, had no place to vent, and always had no good voice to his elderly mother on the phone. Although his mother tried to choose the right time to call him every week.

When F wanted to smoke another cigarette, he found that half of the cigarette butts were all wet. The 38-year-old man, at midnight, looking out of the window at the dark night, was crying like a child.

Drunken whips are famous horses, and teenagers are so pompous! Lingnan Huan Xisha, under the vomiting liquor store! The best friend refuses to let go, the flower of data play!

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