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What is O2O?

O tycoon with a monthly price of 20000 × × × female college student B girl unexpectedly takes out 10000 × × × male student C (B2C) from × × fee every month, C male feels unbalanced, spending 5000 × × × o little girl every month, o little girl finds herself at the bottom of this biological chain, very upset, directly Wechat O big money, so two people kicked B and C (cut off the middle), direct trading, 8000 per month. (the core of O2O model Internet thinking is: kill the intermediary.)

What is big data?

The phone of a Bisheng inn rang and the customer service staff picked it up.

Customer service: pizza Hut. Hello, what can I do for you?

Customer: Hello, I'd like a copy, please.

Customer service: Sir, please tell me your membership card number first.

Customer: 16846146.

Customer service: how do you do, Mr. Chen? You live in Room 1205, 12th floor, 1 Quanzhou Road. Your home phone is 2646, your office phone is 4666, and your mobile phone is 1391234. Which phone would you like to pay, please?

Customer: why do you know all my phone numbers?

Customer service: Mr. Chen, because we are online to the CRM system.

Customer: I want a Seafood Pizza.

Customer service: Mr. Chen, Seafood Pizza is not suitable for you.

Customer: why?

Customer service: according to your medical records, your blood pressure and cholesterol are on the high side.

Customer: what do you recommend?

Customer service: you can try our low-fat healthy pizza.

Customer: how did you know I would like this?

Customer service: you borrowed a "low-fat healthy Diet" from the National Library last Monday.

Customer: good. Then I want an extra large pizza for a family. How much does it cost?

Customer service: 99 yuan, this is enough for your family of six. But your mother should eat less. She just had heart bypass surgery last month and is still recovering.

Customer: can I pay by credit card?

Customer service: I'm sorry, Mr. Chen. Please pay cash, because your credit card has been maxed out, you still owe the bank 4807 yuan, and not including mortgage interest.

Customer: then I'll withdraw money from the nearby ATM first.

Customer service: Mr. Chen, according to your record, you have exceeded today's withdrawal limit.

Customer: forget it. You can send the pizza directly to my house. There is cash at home. How soon will you deliver it?

Customer service: about 30 minutes. If you don't want to wait, you can ride your own bike.

Customer: why?

Customer service: according to the automatic vehicle tracking system record of our CRM global positioning system. You have registered a motorcycle with the license plate number SB-748, and you are currently riding this motorcycle on the right side of Hualian Shopping Mall on the east section of Jiefang Road.

Customer: fainted immediately.

What is the blue sea?

I parked at the gate of Shangri-La yesterday and saw a parking space when a Maybach was about to park in the parking space. I went up and knocked on his glass, threw out a hundred yuan and said to him, "I like this parking space, you park somewhere else!" He thought I underestimated him and threw a dozen hundred tickets in my face and told me to get out of the way. Later, I did the same thing. Oh, my God, I made more than 20,000 yuan in one night.

What is the Red Sea?

I put my money-making experience on the Internet, and everyone is reposting it. All of a sudden, many people want to learn from me and do the same. At this time, the street is full of people with 100 yuan, they are looking for luxury cars looking for parking spaces.

What is Internet thinking?

Seeing so many people walking around the street with 100 yuan, I knew my opportunity had come: so I rented a luxury Maybach car and drove it to the street and drove it to these people with luxury cars such as 100 yuan. At this time, whoever hands over 100 yuan and asks me to give up the parking space, I will directly accept his 100 yuan. Say no more, another man with a hundred in hand is coming.

What is crowdfunding?

It's cold. I want to eat hot pot, but I don't bother to go out. What should I do? Invite five people first. Call the first one: "pick up some food on the way. All you need is vegetables." Then the second: "if you buy some mutton on the way, you'll miss it." Then the third: "on the way to buy some frozen tofu and all kinds of balls, just this." Then the fourth one: "all I need is wine." Finally, the fifth: "there is not enough hot pot, bring some." Then, hang up the phone and boil the water and wait.

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