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Hello, everyone. Lin Fei has come to answer the above questions. Qixi Festival posted something funny in moments. Qixi Festival said it was funny in moments. Many people still don't know. Now let's take a look!

Chinese Valentine's Day is coming in 2020. It is said that every year on the seventh day of July, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will meet in the sky. Today, Bian Xiao is here to sort out Qixi Festival's moments and talk about Daquan. Let's take a look at it with Benshaw.

Qixi Festival, tell me about one in moments.

1. Qixi Festival gift list can be posted, just remember not to post the object, in case it is heavy, it is not good for anyone.

two。 Qixi Festival, I pinched it. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.

3. Why Qixi Festival again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to meet alone. Why is it so hard?

Qixi Festival, my room is full of Valentine's Day presents. I am not rich and handsome, I am just a lazy tour guide.

5. Valentine's Day and enemy's Di Xu Renjie.

6. Yesterday, someone asked me if Qixi Festival was alone. Nonsense. Not human. Is it a dog? Now that I think about it, it's true.

7. Qixi Festival, we should do something good by stuffing some parting notes in supermarket chocolates.

8. Qixi Festival, Valentine's Day is coming. I asked my wife what I would give you. My wife said, you can give me anything. As long as it's from you, I like it. I thought about it carefully and said to her, "I'll take you back to your mother's house."

9. Every year Qixi Festival, you all pass Qixi Festival, but I drink 7-up.

10. Qixi Festival does not accept gifts this year, only boyfriends.

11. Today, I'm going to see my parents in Qixi Festival. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.

twelve。 We don't have a date on Valentine's Day, April Fool's Day. I did not express my love, but it had better be in Ching Ming Festival, where there is a worshiper.

13.a: what if Qixi Festival doesn't have a lover? B: there are no dead people in Ching Ming Festival's family. How many more people do you have to kill?

14. Qixi Festival employs two children. When you meet a man, you call him Dad, and when you meet a woman, you call him Mom. If you can take a pair apart, it's a pair.

15. "how do you spend this Qixi Festival?"laugh it off, of course."

16. God is fair to everyone. Since he wants you to celebrate Singles Day, he won't let you celebrate Qixi Festival.

17. Someone asked me if Qixi Festival was still alone. Will I become Nima's dog?

18. Those who say Qixi Festival rents himself, don't be silly, okay? Usually no one asks for it for free, but now it takes money.

19. Qixi Festival wants to go to the movies with her date. Do you have any good recommendations?

20. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow and has not been received yet.

21. People don't listen to my confession on Valentine's Day. 3353 confession, people don't believe it. Ching Ming Festival, I shouldn't.

twenty-two。 Today is Qixi Festival. You haven't told me what you like about me. They are really calm and steady people.

23. Qixi Festival, don't ask me out. I'm going to stay at home and watch it all day. Tap my fingers to kill a couple.

24. "what did Qixi Festival give me?"I will send you thousands of miles away.

25. What Qixi Festival does not Qixi Festival, without your mother is still very high.

twenty-six。 Don't tell me that Qixi Festival is happy, and don't ask me where I'm going. I'll just play Lianliankan at home and destroy a couple.

twenty-seven。 Due to the long separation, the cowherd and his cow fell in love with each other. Qixi Festival canceled it. I hope you will tell each other.

twenty-eight。 Qixi Festival, I want to hire two children. I will call my father when I meet a man and my mother when I meet a woman. I break up a couple.

twenty-nine。 A group of kids are still thinking about Valentine's Day every day. You should do something that should be done at this age, such as having a baby.

Qixi Festival says two things in moments.

1. As long as Qixi Festival is at home, why mess up in the wind.

2. Valentine's Day, it's still the same, get drunk. When you wake up drunk, Valentine's Day is over.

3. I was angry when I thought of Qixi Festival that day, a beast was walking down the street with my future wife by the hand.

4. In fact, Valentine's Day is the same as Ching Ming Festival, because what you say is a lie to ghosts.

5. Qixi Festival, stop posting photos everywhere to show your love, in case you hit your face, it's not good.

6, Qixi Festival, I pinched and calculated, if nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me.

7. Sending roses on Valentine's Day is not as good as sending cauliflower. You can eat and save money.

8. If Qixi Festival lives with himself, he can save money and has no romantic rival.

9. What is Qixi Festival's ability to compete with me on Singles Day?

10. Due to the long separation, the cowherd and his cow fell in love with each other. Qixi Festival canceled it. I hope you will tell each other.

11. Qixi Festival is coming. If you want to show your love, don't show it. After all, there are so many people without company. In addition, it's not good if you meet someone who hits your face.

Qixi Festival Valentine's Day, no one holds my hand, so I guess in my pocket.

13. Qixi Festival, it's a date between the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. What are you fooling around with?

14. Qixi Festival the year before last, I was holding my mobile phone and eating dog food. Last year, Qixi Festival, I was still holding my mobile phone and eating dog food, but this year, Qixi Festival, I am still holding my mobile phone and eating dog food, and continue to look forward to Qixi Festival next year.

15. Qixi Festival, on that day, I will play Lianliankan all day. It is a pair to destroy a pair.

16. The handsome people all pass Qixi Festival quietly, while the ugly people show their love with all their lives.

What do you want to give me, Qixi Festival? I'll send you thousands of miles away.

You are ugly, you are more than Qixi Festival, I am handsome and I am casual.

19. It seems that Qixi Festival has left me and you this year, my bed.

20. These days, there are strong winds, torrential rains, thunder and lightning. Citizens should not panic, because too many men have sworn into Qixi Festival's state, so continuous lightning is a normal phenomenon.

21. Don't post gifts on Qixi Festival, share your boyfriends, maybe they will have the same style.

22. If you pass your Qixi Festival, I'll drink my 7-up!

23. Yesterday, someone asked me if Qixi Festival was alone. Is it a dog instead of a person? Now that I think about it, it's true.

It's almost Qixi Festival, those who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

25, Qixi Festival after the affair should be careful and careful, who knows whether to find a father for the child.

Don't tell me that Qixi Festival is happy and don't ask me where I'm going. I'll just play Lianliankan at home and destroy a couple.

Qixi Festival, don't even ask me out! I have to sell flowers in the morning, condoms in the evening, and I have to squat in front of the hotel in the early morning to sell medicine.

Qixi Festival is on sale at a low price on Valentine's Day.

Qixi Festival, what's the difference? 24 hours, no more than a second, no less a second.

30. Why did I come to Qixi Festival again? why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be single. Why is it so difficult?

Qixi Festival does not show love, we are still friends.

32. I envy that purebred single dogs can skip Valentine's Day. I, like mixed-race single dogs, work overtime on Valentine's Day.

Qixi Festival is coming, single friends, hurry to the supermarket, quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: let's break up!

34. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when you accompany your lover through Qixi Festival, but I drink 7-up at home alone.

Do you know why everyone around you is reminding you of Qixi Festival? Because you are the bird that built the magpie bridge.

36. Really, Qixi Festival just let it go after zero, and old people like us will be waiting for Chung Yeung.

37. Qixi Festival, on Valentine's Day, I hope I can see my name in your autograph or talk about it, okay?

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